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teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
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worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
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geniusbillionairesassmaster: SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question I turned to my friend and accidentally sang LOUDER THAN EXPECTED AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK  I. ...
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rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
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renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
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ichinoue: The thing is… even if my OTP never becomes canon, I will still ship it. even if you write out a dissertation explaining why my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if the creator issued a statement tomorrow that said my OTP will never become canon, I will still ship it. even if no one else in the universe ships my OTP, I will still ship it. You wanna know why?...
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Disney Plot twist.
Aladdin: "Aaayy Guh let me show you the world..."
Jasmine: "NIGGA PLEASE. Get out my face smelling like curry."
John Smith: What kind of name is Pocahantas?"
Pocahantas: "NIGGA what kind of name is JOHN SMITH?!"
Cinderella: Am I on drugs? These glass slippers are uncomfortable AS FUCK."
Fairy Godmother: "Yes. You are actually on drugs."
Mulan: Yo...I can't believe these niggas really think I'm a dude.
Hunchback: " Aaayy guh let get that pussy."
Esmerelda: "Ummm GET YO CREEPY ASS OUT MY FACE."
Simba: "Uncle Scar how come you never get no pussy?"
Scar: "Fuck you lil nigga I'm kill yo daddy."
Snow white: "Man these lil dwarves is thirsty as fuck."
Max: "Dad we should totally go on a road trip to L.A"
Goofy: "Nigga you gon pay for gas?"
Donald: "asfnoacnoofioiefnwoenc"
Mickey: "NIGGA what the FUCK are you saying?"
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