-
I dunno if you guys noticed, but turtles are awesome.
(via onlylolgifs)
-
(Source: megzandsushi, via foodopia)
-
SWEET LORD. PARENTING, YOURE DOING IT RIGHT.
(Source: luaarodrigues, via lookatthislittlething)
-
Dat Ravens hat.
(Source: mr-nice-watch, via most-awkward-moments)
-
Dream 20120515
Lately I’ve been having even more strange dreams than usual, thought I might as well write them down in case they turn out to actually mean something.
The second dream about the zombie apocalypse that I had in a week. This time the zombies had successfully invaded the neighborhood and were causing mayhem everywhere. Don’t remember exactly how it started but there I was in the middle of a field with all my friends. I remember freaking out because there were so many familiar faces being mauled by zombies just feet away from me. I tried running but I was trapped by two seemingly sentient zombies, one of which appeared to be leader of all the other zombies. I started panicking and then I suddenly fell to the ground, I could hear myself thinking, “Well this is a great time to have an asphyxiation attack,” or something like that, ‘cuz that totally makes sense. As I lay there on the ground I had already accepted my fate and waited for the two zombies to eat me alive. But they somehow lost interest and moved on to chase more lively prey. Guess they only like fast food.
I thought that’d be the end of it but something weird happened after those two zombies left. A light suddenly filed my vision and all I could hear was a voice, saying something like, “It doesn’t have to turn out this way.” I guess I was given the chance to prevent all that because the next thing I knew I was back sometime in the past before the whole zombie invasion. I was in my backyard prepping for the invasion I think, I had a gun in my hand so that seems the most logical. Anyway, I can’t remember who I was with but the same zombie leader guy suddenly appeared with a few other zombie goonies. It was weird because all of them seemed capable of intelligent thought and were shouting orders out to each other. I tried shooting a few of them but something was going on with me and I kept missing. The zombie leader guy had two of other zombies hold me back. He wanted to bargain with me. Can’t remember the exact words but I remember getting the feeling that he was romantically interested in me… weird. Anyway, I guess I turned down his offer ‘cuz next thing I remember was that he was chewing on my head and picking my brains out of my skull, yet somehow I was still alive and conscious. There were some other things that happened after that but I can’t remember what they were… And then I woke up. The end.
-
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
omg
internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr
made me snigger like i’ve never sniggered before.
tumblr i am very concerned right now
OH MY GoD
This is beautiful :’)
(via eyepatchesandpipes)
-
Gotta stop leaving my sandwiches alone.
(Source: College Humor, via collegehumor)
-
See, they don’t taste that great nuked, they turn out all rubbery. Baking is the way to go.
(Source: College Humor, via collegehumor)
